I Want to Apologize to the Naugatuck River

Damn Naugatuck River, we’ve been together so long, and now that we’re even closer, I feel that I need to apologize to you for my past actions. I hope you understand Naugatuck River. Is it cool to call you Naugy R.? You see, back when I was a kid in the 70’s and 80’s, you …

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